Kimberly (i_am_an_angel) wrote in fansocena,

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Cena's Rap from SMACKDOWN! 3/25/04

Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Welcome to Smackdown!
This is where the franchise play.
That's Tazz, he a thug.
And that's Michael Cole, he's gay.
Now there's some things you need to know
I'm here to keep you prepared Bro.
Don't leave your watch or your wallet
Anywhere near Eddie Guerrero.
(Fool pick pocketed me like five times. He still owes me 50 bucks. He still got my ID.)
This is the most important thing
But you'll remember, this one easy.
Don't go nowhere near a bathroom
After Big Show or Rikishi.
(They be dropping them bowl winders. They got that funk like something up and died in here.)
And get your eyes off my euipment.
I don't care how bad you want some.
This chain ain't for yanking.
And don't touch my Magic Johnson.
(Those French folk go their own thing. You know. I ain't gonna judge, but that's you. You do you. I'll do me. You know what I'm sayin'.)
I'd introduce you to these fans
But it's obvious that they want none of you.
It's becaue they know that France sucks.
Plus, they throwing up the "W".
It's be a good time for you to leave.
Don't let the door hit you when it shuts.
Oh! I got something you can do, Man.
Choke on these nuts!
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